Something About Toast

It's a miracle! This piece of toast bearing the image of Michael Jackson is being sold on Ebay for an unknown price (unknown to me, at least). There is also a piece of toast being sold that has the words "Not Guilty" burned into it. Don't sell it, eat it! In other news, I had a "hair malfunction" today. When I shower I always follow the same steps:

• Rinse hair
• Add shampoo, lather and rinse
• Add Conditioner
• Wash body with Irish Spring Sport Soap
• Rinse body
• Wash body with Dove Sea Breeze Body Wash
• Rinse body
• Rinse conditioner from hair

Today I somehow skipped the last step. As I was checking my email just before lunch I noticed my hair was kind of "gunky." When I ran my fingers through it I realized that I forgot to rinse the conditioner out.