Something About White Day
Koreans celebrate two special day's of love. The first and most obvious is Valentines Day on February 14. The difference in Korea is that this day is limited to women giving men chocolate, candy etc... . The second is White Day on March 14. This day has the men giving gifts to their significant other. The odd part is that Valentines Day is a much bigger holiday. The Saturday before Valentines day was absolutely crazy with department stores offering a great number of gift ideas. White Day, on the other hand, is a much lesser fan fair. Since White Day is this Tuesday I've had to put long thought and consideration into what to buy for my someone special. Fish flavored chocolate? Tuna covered candies? A catnip-filled teddy bear? After spending great time thinking about the perfect gift I came to a conclusion: I'll have her ovaries removed! It's the gift that will be sure to please both of us. The hard part is keeping it a secret. I'm sure the cat will be out of the bag when I take out her carrying case on Tuesday morning and lug her to the train station. She might think she's going to visit Catticus, but when she sees the knife totting vet I'm sure she will figure it out. Happy White Day, Venus!
Labels: Korea
2 Comments:
Good luck Venus!! Mike - I can't believe you wrote the word "Ovaries"! And your mom's going to read this too!!!
Your sister read it too!! However, isn't it just like a man to think that this would be an appropriate gift for his favortie girl! What would you do if Venus wanted to get you fixed for christmas????
LRB
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